Perverb
a perversion of a popular proverb that shares its name with a word game played by children. oftentimes mistaken for an actual proverb by elderly citizens.
also defined as “the stupid man’s proverb.”
perverb examples:
child 1: hey! if you can’t stand the heat, you can lead a horse to water!
child 2: hahaha. let me try: a penny saved is a penny worth a thousand words.
old man: kids these days. so d-mned intelligent.
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-during a round of n-z- zombies-
dempsey: even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.
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