fruit bandit


a person who gets kicks out of throwing fruit at people or cars without getting caught
person 1: did you see da banana get thrown at henrys face the other day
person 2: no did you ?
person 1: no i wana find that fruit bandit tho i hate him
person 2: i know henry got owned tho!
fruit throwing bandits who opperate when people are not ready
john: hey pete hows things
pete: hey mate im good
john: omg!! someone just hit me with this soggy banana!
pete: who threw that! its gotta be a fruit bandit

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