Fruit Dildo
a d-ld-, mad entirely of fruit, that some poor kid had to hold up as an advertis-m-nt for an aussie supermarket…
what’s worse is that he had to dip it in yogurt, which made it even more embarr-ssing…
kid: -holding fruit d-ld– i hate my life !!!
-see picture for reference-
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