Fruit-dipping
the act of one’s shoving their genitalia into a dole’s fruit bowl, in order to use it’s all-natural fruit juices as a type of lubrication. evidently, the fruity acids are likely to injure said genitalia.
girl: hey, i bought a package of dole’s fruit bowls for tonight’s mixer. do you think anyone would be interested in fruit-dipping with me?
boy: -thousand-yard stare-
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