fruit-monger
someone who can hardly walk straight when they think about eating a fruit. the addiction is overpowering, so that the mere mention of a banana can send the fruit eater into frothing convulsions. the consummation of the relationship with a strawberry is to an -rg-sm what the grand canyon is to a pothole.
holy cr-p, nukkam, get away from my apple, you furgin fruit-monger. why don’t you go -n-lyze negative sp-ce or something?
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