fruit nut
a person who is crazy, wild and/or cracked out.
yo, that chick is actin like a straight up “fruit nut”.
affectionate names for people’s pets.
hey, fruity. get off of there, you nutty cat! cm’on here, furr ball. what do you think that you are doing, being a cat or something? yea, don’t give that look, you know that you were on the table again. you are such a goofy cat. … you know that we love you – silly cat. you are a member of our family – yes you, you are the fruitnut of the world. cats make the word a better place to live.
a fruitnut is someone who either acts dumb or is dumb. however, they are fully competent of not being dumb!
a fruitnut is sort-of a nicer way of saying dumb-ss.
that guy is such a fruitnut! he doesn’t understand the difference between a sunny day and a hot day.
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