Fruit of the Looming
the act of leaving your underwear on around your ankles while taking a p–p before you are about to jump in the shower. most people would rather leave their underwear on while on the bowl as to keep some sort of order in their p–p routine. doing it naked is just anarchy.
yo son…you take a dump naked? that’s crazy bro. i got to be fruit of the looming before my pre shower dump.
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