Fruit Suit


the suck-ss boyscout uniforms required by all scouts to wear. usually consisting of short shorts, knee high socks, skin colored shirts with nipple b-ttons, and a fruity scarf, if you’re not embarr-ssed while wearing it in public you’re probably socially r-t-rded.
me: hey kevin! i noticed the scoutmaster was watching you as your b-lls hung out of the short shorts of your fruit suit today.

kevin: yeah, he made me rub bug lotion on his chest while we we’re wearing our fruit suits and they just kinda slipped out of the short shorts like usual.

me: yeah, at least you don’t have to wear your fruit suit when you two are sharing his sleeping bag together.

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