fruite


1. the misspelling of the word “fruit”

2. a new term for one bad-ss motherf-cker (pr-nounced: fru-tay)
1. -on im-
person 1: lolz. i dont like fruite
person 2: you mean fruit?
person 1: duuhhh

2. jessica: that guy is one ba m-f-.
hallie: yeah. he’s such a fruite.

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