Fruitytard


used as an adjective or verb

one who acts stupid, in the process saying something that could potentially make them look gay.

the act of being a fruitytard.
guy one: oh sh-t i just broke a nail
guy two: you’re such a fruitytard.
guy one: -suddenly defensive- what? you wanna take it outside?
guy two: no… i’m not gonna fight someone who tries to defend their masculinity after complaining about breaking a nail…

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