frump-a-lump
a frump-a-lump is quite a large, obese chick, one comparable to the size of a cow (rule of thumb), and is quite grotesque in nature. one also possesses behaviours that are quite foul, disgusting and somewhat off putting. you might go as far as saying a frump-a-lump is the perfect mixture between a frumpy and a heffer. frump-a-lump’s can be found across all demographic areas, ranging from lower, middle and upper cl-ss. although most are quite prominent in low socio-economic status areas such as dandenong and croydon.
danny – “dude, i copped some fat head this morning!”
sean – “sweeeet, was she mint?”
danny – “nah, i woke up, grabbed the paper, sat down on the sh-tter, and before i knew it a frump-a-lump was giving me a fresh frumpy! i didn’t aven have to ask!”
sean – “oh dude, that sucks, was she from mcrob?”
dannny – “yeah”
sean – “sweet!”
when an old frumpy person humps a tree and they scream so loud china can hear.. or if they’re in china, america can hear 🙂
me: look at that frumpalump by the willow!
you: uhhh… that’s an old guy humping a tree….
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