Frumpy-Load Kamikaze
while paragliding and performing s-xual acts, you release yourselves from the harness, timing your climax with the exact moment that you collide with the ground. as an extra bonus use the lady friend as a cushion. if you’re lucky, you might bounce.
“professor, what is the chance of getting pregnant while performing frumpy-load kamikaze-ing?”
“none.”
“werd.”
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