Frunk

f-cking drunk
oh man i am so frunk

we got so frunk last night. like wow.
to act very drunk when you have not consumed as much alcohol as you said, to act fake drunk.
ryan was mad frunk last night he had already made two mixed drinks and we hadn’t even gotten a run yet.
to be so drunk that you do not no what is going on or what is happening. (f-cking drunk)

f-cking drunk = frunk!
wow i was so frunk! last night i can’t remember what happened.
lets go party man! get frunk!
a trunk on the front end of a mid- or rear-engined car.
i like beetles and mr2s, because frunks are cool!
the act of being f-cking drunk; drinking too much to the point of blacking out; texting ex girlfriends saying you would want to f-ck them instead of other girls while being drunk;
“brad texted me, he’s tell me he wants to f-ck only me, i think he’s frunk!”

“yeah it would seem that way.”
when you eat so much you feel drunk.
you get knocked out from the amount of food you consumed
mitch: bro, i ate 2 double quarter pounders and 2 bigmacs. sh-t i’m frunk.
jo: d-mn.
free drunk mainly from the various alcoholic substances given away at gallery openings. when the art world gathers to pretend they are looking at new art, and in actuality are looking at each other and the c-ked out model, wine, beer, or a limited gamut of mixed drinks are given away at no cost. for as everyone knows, the drunker one gets, the crazier the party will be, and the more it will be talked about the next day. if you’re a gallery owner, then that is success.

“i can barely swipe my metrocard at the turnstile to get on the l train, i am so frunk off the red wine that cute boy was handing out at gagosain!”

“i am such a poor art school student that i can’t even afford a bottle of gato negro. i think i should go gallery hopping tonight.”
one who has mastered the art of faking drunkness in order to obtain s-xual gratification.
last night 67 guys hooked up with sam because she was frunk.

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