hangover

the body’s natural way of letting you know you party hard.
“man i have such a hang over from last nights party.”
nausea and headaches often caused by way too much f-cking alcohol.
can be identified by the ashtray in ones mouth,the vomit on last nights clothes,the want to never drink or eat again,the great dislike of sunlight, the undesirealbe urge to apologise to all the people you spent the night with, the stranger in your bed and need for a gl-ss of water and many many asprin
“where did we go,what did we do, who did we do it with and what did we have done to us?”
“christ my head hurts i’ve got a proper bad hangover”
“i’m never drinking again”
the result of heavy drinking of which results in an alcohol blood content that still exists long after drinking because your liver is still trying to cope with the detox.

as a result the liver uses water to metabolize the alcohol, this water is obtained from the body and often the brain which has a high concentration of water, this lack of water that is a result of metabolism causes the membranes in the brain to tighten thus causing the headaches and body aches often are another result

puking can also occur when the body
drinking one night, and not wanting to live hte next day
that annoying period between inebriation. can also be avoided by continuously consuming alcohol until dead.
i feel so hungover, p-ss me that bottle of b-tterscotch schnapps, will you?
the effects of going to college
i can not go to cl-ss today because i have a major hangover
the body ache which you experience in the morning after a night of drinking. most commonly accompanied by vomiting, quivering, head ache, short term amnesia, and (depending on your drink)diarehea.
i got f-cked up watching the game last night.my hang over was so bad that i awoke this morning with puke all over my shirt, sh-t down my left leg, no idea how i got home and no tolerance for my b-tchy girlfriend.
a condition in which the body is trying to cope with the m-ss quant-ties of alcohol consumed roughly 8 hours earlier. the liver needs to detoxify the bloodstream so it uses water from other parts of the body including the brain to do it. this causes body cramps, uncomfortableness, headaches, and other sh-t.

pretty much, its god’s way of saying “k lets sit down and figure out what we did last night” this often results int he realization of new girlfriends, unwanted hook ups, the discovery that you will soon be a parent, and other horrible issues.
guy: “g-d i have a terrible hangover…whatdid i do last night?”
g-d: “lets hammer this sh-t out.”
a chemical imbalance in the brain which produces notable physical discomfort. can be caused either by too much alcoholic consumption, or too much s-x.

some people prefer water, tea, black coffee (ok, ok, _espresso_), peptol bismol, “hangover helper” pills, and the like, but the only real cure for a hangover is time.

symptoms: headache, physical weakness, extremely upset stomach, and vomit all over the new carpet in your bathroom.
“i stay sober to avoid hangovers.”

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