fschmoo


a term for cocaine, used mainly by the inhabitants of the south-east london area.

fschmoo rules :

-the “f” in fschmoo is silent
-fschmoo should never be capitalised
-upon entering a party (for instance) a fschmoo-holder should shout:
“fschmooooooooooooooooooooooo!”
“f-ck me i need some fschmoo”
“hey look at john over there, snorting that fschmoo”
“oh, er…fschmoooooooooooooooooo!”

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