fscunt
short for “f-cking sh-t c-nt”.
jovial mockery. when a friend does something particularly stupidly or extremely well (thus making you envious) they are often lablled an fsc-nt.
fsc-nt is not a word for the weak, those who cannot interpret the above meaning correctly should avoid it at all costs.
nb. an animal can never be an ‘fsc-nt’.
dave dude, i just aced my german h’exam, ninety-two percentile man!
phil gee bro, i got 46% and that just sucks -ss… man you’re such an fsc-nt.
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