FTC
noun, an acronym standing for: favorite, thumbs up and comment. initiated by shay carl in december of 2010 on his youtube channel “shaytards”
ok guys don’t forget to ftc my video!
abbreviation for “for the chart”. it refers to a hook up that occurred between 2+ people for the sole purpose of making a connection on one’s hook up chart. a hook up chart is a web connecting all the people one knows that have hooked up with each other. attractive people or hilarious characters would be good for the chart (gfc), and the ugly and unpopular would be bad for the chart (bfc). the goal of doing things ftc is to out-wh-r- one’s friends and try in vain to boost one’s self-esteem.
“why did you hook up with him? he’s in his 40s, you met him from the internet, and he may have a disease”
“eh, i did it ftc”
“i made so many connections ftc last night that my pen ran out of ink from updating my personal chart.”
“i had a three-way kiss with my gay best friend and a s-xually ambiguous latino ftc”
stands for “flops to complete”
yo man what did u get in ur sociology cl-ss
“ftc”
ftc stands for for the city or f-ck the cops. its a skateshop in san francisco, sacramento and tokyo. the one in san fran has a good -ss team wit kids like dre smith and lil jon. f-ckin rival shop is dlxsf which is a sh-t shop where p-ssys go. lotsa famous skaters go to ftc like stevie williams on dgk, p-rod on plan b, and mike york formerly on choclate but now on his own team turf. they got h-lla nice people like ando who’ll hook you up if you got trouble. all in all f-ckin awesome sh-t.
shaun: yo man you been to ftc lately?
sam: yee man they had these new f-ckin turf decks. awesome as h-ll.
shaun: yea man? thats the sh-t.
ftcs: f-ck those c-ck suckers. a generic acronym that can be used in the presence of both language and s-xual preference sensitive people, without offending.
the bank turned me down for a loan, so i said ftcs and took my business elsewhere.
federal trade commission
the ftc is a us agency that fights ident-ty theft, business fraud, debt collection har-ssment, and such.
an abbv. for forget that cr-p….
chick:madea goes to jail is sold
out..do you want to see the jonas brothers 3d movie?
dude: awe h-ll naw…f.t.c. on that one!!!
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