FTHM


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  • shade the chad

    the act of deficating in another man’s ear. the origin comes from a drawing of a man named chad. the shading on the side of his face made it look like someone took a dump in his ear and smeared it on his cheek. hence the saying, shade the chad. man did you how dirty […]

  • monkey bottom

    the word for ‘silly’ that it is every englishmans duty to teach to foreigners. ehhhhhh what a monkey bottoms, putting a iz a trousers on a the a wrong a way a round.

  • mpoyo

    an african ritual where feces is taken and dumped on the child who is coming of age. a popular coming of age ceremony in many african tribal societies, particularly in the congo. yo he just had his mpoyo, dude is covered in sh-t.

  • Textplay

    the creation of simulated foreplay through the use of text messages and instant messaging. “how about a little textplay to get things started before i get home?”

  • flacking

    1. the repeated and often rhythmic sound created during elderly s-x. 2. the flapping of loose, dry skin against loose, old skin. i was walking down the hall past verna’s room and could have sworn i heard the sound of seymore flacking her! an older woman getting with a youger man/teenage boy around 10 or […]


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