FTIT
stands for: floating t-rd in throat
can be the result of eating too many spinners…. usually a result of rbyoa (rejection by your own -ss) syndrome.
how do you know if you are a victim of ft-t?
– abdnormal lumps in the left side of the throat- usually preceded by jaundice
-interesting sh-tty like after-taste directly following the consumption of anything that contains splenda.
-the effects can be subdued by chugging life water, best results if you drool on yourself or splash some in your left cornea.
warnnnniiiinnngggg: if you believe that you are a victim of ft-t do not consume a spinner- secondary side-effect: death. if you need help coping with the inability to cleanse your colon with a spinner everyday please call 1-888-bennylava.
while working on the double helix rosalind franklin (aka the original gay man) consumed one too many a spinner- she became the original ft-t victim- she then won the world in your pocket award priority sealed by the president and became the spokesperson for the national ft-t society slogan: “disco everyone!”
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