Fu Manchu Mustache


the absolutely f-ggiest mustache ever invented. 99.9% of people who sport these are redneck gaymen.
i know a gay redneck man named charles, aka. “brokeback charles” who sported a fu manchu mustache, cowboy hat and a pick-up truck. when he wasn’t in the oilfield he loved to leer at all the straight married men and children. he gave me the creeps!

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