FUAC
an acronym that stands for f-ck you autocorrect. used when a smartphone’s autocorrect feature inadvertently changes a word you’ve texted, generally causing confusion or inappropriateness.
1st texter: dude! my parents got me a bis-xual for my birthday!
2nd texter: um… i guess i’m happy for you?
1st texter: thanks man. i’ve been riding so much my crotch is sore.
2nd texter: tmi, dude. tee. emm. eye.
1st texter: what?
2nd texter: dude… reread your text.
1st texter: bicycle!!! i meant bicycle, i swear… fuac!!!!
2nd texter: rofl
1st texter: -dies of shame-
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