FUB

a state of absolute nothingness where you have no idea what you are doing with your life, you don’t know what to think, and you don’t even know how to function properly anymore. this is especially bad if your name is deborah.
deborah: “after i heard what collin had to say, i was in a complete state of fub.”
deborah’s friend: “sucks to suck, debs.”
abbreviation for f-ck you b-tch.
kaitlin: you’re ugly
babz: fub.
fat ugly b-st-rd
hey fub
favorite un-biological sister
or
favorite un-born sister

a girl who you see as your own family even though you are not blood related.
we are not best friends, we are fubs.
fat ugly b-tch also f-cking ugly b-tch

1) a woman who hit the trifecta by being an -sshole,
ugly and overweight.

2) a woman who is both an -sshole and
who is so f-cking hideously ugly that
looking at her makes your eyes hurt.
roseanne and rosie o’donnell are unattractive
fat women who are also known to be real -ssholes.
they’re the inspiration to fubs everywhere that they
too can be fat, ugly, act like b-tches, treat guys
like cr-p and yet still get rich and famous…
thanks for nothing you fubs!

i wanted to poke my eyes out with a
sharp and hot object after seeing that
fub staring out at me from my office
directory.
a f.u.b. is a fat ugly b-tch
“yoooo, your sister is a f.u.b.”

-“what?”
“your sis i a fat ugly b-tch”
acronym: f-ck you b-tch

what you say to a person who is a c-nt (independent of whether that person is a f-g, a b-tch, a moron, a douchebag, an -sshole, a man, a woman, a teddy bear, or a gentleman)
secretary: lee-ah, is that how you say your name?
lee-ah: no, just sound it out.
secretary: oh, ok, lee-uh?
lee-ah: fub, it’s leedasha, it aint no silent dash.
(n) c-m, sperm, -j-c-l-t–n, etc.
mufaso: “bro, last night i got fub in my girlfriends hair.”

samuel: “d-mn”

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