fubarmensch
a person whose combination of herculean idiocy & irredeemable decision-making exceeds all others to a superhuman degree. the alpha dog of abject self-saboteurs, beyond the scope of any possible human or heavenly intervention.
guy #1: did you hear jd is back in jail?
guy #2: again? what did he do this time?
guy #1: fourth dui. oh, and they found a half kilo of charlie under his seat.
guy #2: that dude is the fubarmensch, man.
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