Fubbing
the act of sticking a finger up someone’s b-m during s-x, either with their express request, reluctant permission, or (more amusingly) completely out of the blue.
applies to both gay and straight.
consider it a sort of polite alternative, or a beginner’s version if you would, of fisting.
it comes from the acronym fub – finger up b-m.
derivatives like ‘to fub’, ‘fubbed’, ‘well i’ll be fubbed’, ‘fubstep’ and so on are known to exist and are applicable according to context.
“i was having s-x with this 8/10 girl yesterday and out of the blue, she starts fubbing me. no warning whatsoever! at first i didn’t know what to do, but she was pretty fit so i just rode it out… fubbed and proud!”
the act of two men rubbing their beards together as a sign of greeting, friendship or affection. a contraction of “face rubbing”.
two mates fubbed as they met, by rubbing their beards against each other.
“wow, did you just see those two gingers fubbing, that was awesome !!”
“now i want to be fubbed”
lesbian act of love, ‘f-nny rubbing’
those two are busy upstairs fubbing
the intense banging of two peoples palms that is an alternative to s-xual intercourse.
dave: hey tom, smell my palm.
tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?
dave: oh fub yeah. i fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!
tom: fubbin’ awesome dude!
(both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)
the intense banging of two peoples palms that is an alternative to s-xual intercourse.
dave: hey tom, smell my palm.
tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?
dave: oh fub yeah. i fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!
tom: fubbin’ awesome dude!
(both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)
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