fucanglong
aka, futs-lung, an ancient chinese dragon that guards all the hidden treasures deep within the earth. he possesses a magic pearl that multiplies when touched (since the pearl represents wisdom, it is considered the most valuable of all his treasures).
it takes 3,000 years for futs-lung to grow to his terrific adult size. newly hatched, he looks much like an eel. by 500 years of age, futs-lung has grown a head that resembles a carp’s. by his 1,500th birthday, he will grow a long tail, a head with a thick beard, and four stumpy legs with claws. at the age of 2,000, futs-lung will have horns.
once you touch the fucanglong’s pearl it will start to multiply and you’ll end up having more pearls.
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