Fuchs


german word meaning fox. it is pr-nounced fox in the u.s. by people with the last name. it is pr-nounced f-cks by telemarketers, nurses, bankers, enemies, bill collectors, and other morons. it is also incorrectly enunciated fuches, fooch, futch, futches, f–ks, fa-yooks, and so forth.
answering machine: thank you for calling the mr. fuchs (pr-nounced fox) residence. please leave your message along with your telephone number after the beep.

bill collector: there is an important telephone call for mr. f-cks. please call me at 1-800-eat-sh-t to discuss this important business matter. this is not a solicitation, and it is very important that you call me between the hours of 8 to 5, monday thru friday.

mr. fuchs: if you call me and pr-nounce my last name wrong one more time, you and your bank can go f-ck yourself back to bangalore where you belong. it is pr-nounced fox!
the iphones alternative to f-ck. the device p-ss-es out and converts f-ck to fuch, as the raw power of said word is able to fry its hardware.
“i give up, i cant study for that test anymore”

“no dude, you cant let the system fuch you. you have to fuch the system!”
no one really knows.
i fuch you. i hate fuch. you look so fuch today.
such f-ck. i.e. so much f-ck
“1 dollah for fuch”
bro: “hey man i had fuch last night. 6 hours seriously.”
an alternative to “f-ck”
“fuch you!”
“get out of my room, fucher! you are driving me up the fuching wall!”
the act of using the sensation of touch in a s-xual connotation. the word touch mixed with the “f” word
a cousin of the “f” word.
can also be used as a deroggatory term
lets fuch

fuch you ect.
(f-ke)(v.)
the act of fuching (f-ke-ing

aka. randi fuchs is amazing!
1. i’m gonna fuch that hoe!
2. fuch me!
3. randi fuchs

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