fuck a duck
an ode to duck f-cking to the tune of the popular children’s song, “row, row, row your boat”
f-ck, f-ck, f-ck a duck.
screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
orgy at the zoo.
f-ck, f-ck, f-ck a duck.
screw a kangaroo.
finger an orangutang.
orgy at the zoo.
f-ck, f-ck, f-ck a duck.
screw a kangaroo.
eat a grape, rape an ape.
orgy at the zoo.
f-ck, f-ck, f-ck a duck.
screw a kangaroo.
m-st-rb-t- with a snake
sunning at the zoo.
f-ck, f-ck, f-ck a duck
gently in the -ss
roll around on the ground
until you c-m at last!
when something goes wrong. can be used to express anger or disappointment.
“f-ck a duck, i just missed the bus”
oh sh-t
f-ck a duck! we’re going to crash!
being surprised by somthing or someone.
well f-ck a duck, look who decided to show his face!
1. oh sh-t!!!
“f-ck a duck!!! i left my weed at home!!!”
f-ck, f-ck, f-ck a duck
screw a kangaroo
gang bang an orangutang
there’s an orgy at the zoo
sang to the tune of row, row, row your boat
an expression of surprise.
well f-ckaduck! i never knew such a position was possible!
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