Fuck Ballads
a genre of music that is mostly composed of songs from musicals. these songs are played during s-x/highly sensual scenes, and carry high intensity and emotion. the most famous f-ck ballads are “dead girl walking” from heathers: the musical, “say no to this” from hamilton, and “touch me” from spring awakening. this genre is fairly small, but well-loved by theatre kids and casual fans alike.
after every last show, i like to lay down, eat pizza, and listen to some hardcore f-ck ballads. really gets me going.
#theatre #music
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