Fuck Blanket
a blanket or cloth, used to wipe off the sweat and bodily fluids off of 2 or more people after s-x.
hey brad! dont use that towel to dry your hair man! that is mine and your sisters f-ck blanket!
when me and brad tag-teamed your mom, we greased her up so bad she needed a f-ck blanket afterwards.
someone you settle for so that you are warm and s-xually satisfied throughout the winter months.
i need someone i don’t have to worry about to be my f-ck blanket this january.
an interjection, like “f-ck!” used when emphasizing how bad something is; derived from “blanket statement,” as in “f-ck it all.”
a person who brings everybody the f-ck down, like some kind of “wet blanket.”
a blanket on which one f-cks.
“there’s impetigo on my b-lls and my face…f-ckblanket!”
“can’t that sh-thead stop talking about his stupid f-cking impetigo problems while we’re trying to f-cking eat? what a f-ckblanket that guy is.”
“it turns out i contracted impetigo from using my roommates’ f-ckblanket as a towel.”
woman who is solely there for s-xual gratification
jonathon sh-gged his “f-ck blanket” tonight, the asian b–tch!
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