Fuck Buddy Code
the set of rules that apply to both parties in a non-committed s-xual relationship.
1. no emotional attachments
2. occurs on a semi-regular basis
3. mutual satisfaction is ideal (but not guaranteed)
4. don’t neglect your f-ck buddy
5. discretion is key
me: “josh hasn’t called me in two months. what a c-nt.”
friend: “oh man b-tch, he’s breaking f-ck buddy code!”
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