Fuck Buddy Syndrome


the feelings of intimate, romantic attachment and closeness at least one of the two f-ck buddies tend to usually develop.
bob: did you hear? jafaar and jasmine are f-ck buddies now!
obama: yeah, i did! the lucky b-st-rd, jasmine is a fine piece of -ss. whatever, it won’t last. jasmine’ll f-ck anything that moves and jafaar is way too clingy. he’ll get f-ck buddy syndrome soon enough and she’ll kick his -ss the curb.
bob: too true. i hope jafaar doesn’t have any stds because i’m planning on being next in line.

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