Fuck Bug
a random physical pain during s-x that completely kills the mood.
“i was going so hard with cindy till i got this f-kin f-ck bug in my -ss.”
any kind of s-xual-transmitted infection. often caught when sleeping with various sk-nks.
boy a: “i poked janet the other night”
boy b: “you f-cking moron, i slept with her last week. i told you she was the one who gave me the f-ckbugs”
boy a takes a trip to the clinic.
what friends(mostly girls) call a fellow friend who returns the next morning after presumably having intercourse either with a stranger, a f-ck buddy(someone who is not your bf/gf & yet you still have s-x with them on a regular basis), an acquaintance, or someone you hook up with on occasion but not frequently enough for them to qualify as your f-ck buddy.
good morning f-ck bug.
where did you end up last night f-ck bug?
what did you end up doing last night f-ck bug? (usually said with sarcasm & with the answer already known)
liz is the usual f-ck bug of the group.
a f-ck bug is when a group of guys get together preferably in the woods and dig a big hole. one of the men catches a bug, preferably a beetle, and throws it in the hole. next, all of the men take their clothes off, jump in the hole and try to f-ck the bug, but the bug gets away and they just end up f-cking each other. afterwards they all go to the bar and say things like, “i thought i had the little b-st-rd but i guess that was you hank,
sorry i thought it was the bug…” — sure you did.
items needed for a f-ck bug: shovels, small bug, at least 4 naked guys.
sounds during a f-ck bug: oooohh yeahh!!!! come on now! (like a hick would say it) ooohh!!! ahhhh!!! git’ on me jim (like a hick would say it)
there is a f-ck bug tonight under the old treehouse at 7pm, can you bring the shovels?
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