fuck camel
a person with whom you drag around town, wherever you go, who is there at any moment strictly for f-cking. this person is a bottom feeder and complete street trash. also, you can store items on/in them like water, keys, d-ld-s, -n-l beeds, etc. this person is usually referred to as a c-mdumpster as well.
“was that your business partner? he smelled of moist sh-t, burnt blood, and hooker spit, and seemed grunt-like”, stated jeff to landon.
“no”, landon chuckled, “that’s just jacob. he’s my f-ck camel. really takes it all, so i appologize for his aroma. just before you arrived i sh-t directly into his mouth, and then punched his -sshole. while it boosted my confidence, in doing so i have subjected you to his stink. sorry.” instantly, landon shot his f-ck camel in the head, and went on with his day.
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