fuck city

a city for single people, formerly known as “single city” and “swing city.” founded by gob bluth for the sitwell co. later known as “f-ck mountain.”
gob: 52% of the country is single. that’s a market that’s been dominated by apartment rentals. let’s take some of that market. i call it “single city.”

gob: it’s, like, “hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool?” “yeah, i don’t have a husband.” i call it “swing city.”

gob: how do we filter out the teases? we don’t let them in. this goes for the guys, too. because sometimes the guys are tapped out. but check your lease, man. because you’re living in f-ck city!
f-ck city is milwaukee and there are no two ways about it. im tired of ppl arguing because it is milwaukee wi and were proud.
were you at the show last night?
ya man i got that new f-ck city hoodie.
f-ck city man, where it’s at.
any situation which results, ultimately, in failure. this can include physical abuse, embarr-ssing situations, or just all around epic fail.
1.
person 1: “broseph man, did you see #40 try and blitz up the middle? he’s so teensy.”
person 2: “dude…, f-ck city.”
2.
person1: “so yesterday me and my girlfriend were f-cking on her mom’s bed, and right as im blowing an 8-roper all over her face, her mom walks in…”
person2: “hahahahahahahahahahahaha”
person1: “dude it was total f-ck city”
an x-games similar sport that involves 2 couples. each couple goes into a room and has non stop, sweaty, kinky s-x for 24 hours straight and is not allowed to leave the confines of the musk smelling s-x chamber. you must have s-x at least once every 2 hours and are only allowed to bring in one drink each, some fruit, and some kinky sh-t that mostly west coast girls are into. ie. -n-l beads, milk of magnesia, frisky fingers silicone vibrating bullet, and perhaps a cuc-mber for good measure. the catch is though that while each couple is having s-x, the opposite couple has made 5 mix cd’s comprising of the worst songs. for the other couple to listen to for their listening (and -n-l, v-g-n-l pleasure.) such song might be anything by michael bolton, cher, nickelback, the birthday song, or anything your parents have f-cked too. you must have the volume half way up while making love to your partner while trying to get in the terminator zone or at least to get it up. the two couples have already agreed on a forfeit f-ck zone (which is usually a common barrier between both rooms.) the losing couple must walk out, and stay there and text/call the winning couple that has not given up their f-ckable mood.
bro: brosef, did you catch that sick football game sat-rday night?
chad: naw brah, i wasn’t here.
bro: where were you? the whole frat house circle jerked each other while drinking the natty keg.
chad: me and my chick took a trip to f-ck city with chris and his hottie.
bro: o fo sho.
a city usually but not always located in wisconsin that has no place to eat.
“man, there is no place to get some food, this place is a f-ck city.”
a place that is overcrowded.
this grocery store is a f-ck city.