fuck douche
after a man -j-c-l-t-s inside of a woman’s v-g-n-, she runs to the toilet and pushes it out as much as possible.
quick, use my shirt for a f-ck douche. you better not f-ck douche on my stomach.
you better not f-ck douche on my stomach.
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