hetero lifemate

a strong bromance between two like male individual’s.
michaels hetero life mate martial likes receiving back rubs.
a best friend who is so close, that were they not to match your s-xual orientation, you would be married to them. other s-xual orientations may use “h-m- lifemate” or equivalent.
yeah dave’s my hetero lifemate. we tell each other everything.
someone of the same s-x who you hang out with enough to consider your life mate, but not in a gay way.
i’m jay, and this is my hetero life mate silent bob
your closest friend of the same s-x, the person you’d be with if you were both h-m-s-xual.
-on the phone-

jack: “i miss you man, when are you coming home?”

phil: “next thursday…only 5 more days!”

jack: “i can’t wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you…you’ve really been missin’ out!”

phil: “i love you, man!”

jack: “i love you too, bro!”

-off the phone-

tina: “man, if i didn’t know any better, i’d think you two were gay together!”

jack: “shut up! he’s just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!”

tina: “don’t get so deffensive…i know you two are just hetero-lifemates.”
best friends who no longer refer to themselves as best friends. because their so close they know they will never part.
dude are corey and billy gay?
no man their just hetero life mates.
ohh ok dude.
two people of the same gender and heteros-xual orientation who decide to be each others life partners, but as-xually; living together but unromantically.
diane and mary decided that if they were unattatched by the age of 35, they would move to ny together and be hetero life mates.
a platonic soulmate. aka a friend you wouldn’t f-ck.
she’s not my best friend. she’s my heterolifemate