Fuck-house
an entertainment establishment, usually found in poland. a cross between a strip-club and a brothel.
polish taxi: okay, where do you want to go?
jason: a strip-club, please.
polish taxi: strip-club? what is strip-club?
jason: you know, a strip-club – girls dancing, taking their clothes off…
polish taxi: ahh! you mean f-ck-house.
jason: uhh, no, not a f-ck-house.
polish taxi: yessss, you mean f-ck-house, i take you to goooooood f-ck-house.
ben: bear.
noun, a brothel
this noun refers to a house of prost-tution.
the son of a b-tch put his own daughters in a f-ck-house.
when things start to get bad.
you get caught by the police with alcohol and your under-age .
f-ckhouse
that one person who’s being a real d-ck and says the most obvious things.
“hey, shane, it’s raining outside.”
“thanks, f-ckhouse.”
the house where everybody goes after the dance(homecoming, prom, etc.) to f-ck. there are no parents or legal gaurdians so that drinking, drug abuse, and permiscuous s-x can occur without interuption. drunken behavior and all around sl-tyness are encouraged.
“hey guys, lets go to yegor’s house and use it as a f-ck-house!”
“we need to find a f-ck-house so that we can f-ck these sl-ts, dude.”
playing poker with wild cards and purposely making a full house one number higher than another player with a full house
i lost 20 dollars because of a f-ck house.
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