fuck me dave
when the girl you are having s-x with doesn’t know your name, and calls you by a others man’s name while in the throes of p-ssion.
– “that kritty chic i took home last night f-ck me dave me.”
– “what did you do?”
– “what do you think? i shrugged and kept going.”
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