fuck me eyes
the eyes say “f-ck me” without the mouth saying a word
i saw those f-ck me eyes she had, and i knew i was getting lucky
eyes that make you wanna hump the person
nick valensi of the strokes
a request uttered, shouted or grumbled by a pirate (or two pirates at one another) when they l-sting for eye socket fornication.
“yarr, we’ve been out to sea far too long, and the hole in my rump has gotten all rotted up. sickly and vile, unsuitable for penetration. so, f-ck me eyes! yarr!”
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