Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass
an exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.
can also be used when you discover someone has been f-cking you over.
person 1: holy sh-t! what the h-ll is that person doing?
person 2: well, f-ck me figuratively up the -ss, they’re raping a dog.
person 1: you have a date with sally? you know, she has a boyfriend.
person 2: f-ck me figuratively up the -ss! three months and she never said anything!
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