Orgasm Muffin


a double chocolate chip m-ffin with chopped mars bars, twix pods, chocolate pieces, and smarties. it may also contain kit-kat’s mars pods, and other additives of the chocolate variety.
“man, this m-ffin is so good, is practically -rg-smic!
yeah! i know, i think we should call it an -rg-sm m-ffin!”

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