Fuck Me Hoops


those big–ss hoop earring that sk-nky women wear. they are the second most common tell-tale sign that a woman is an easy f-ck, right behind the tramp stamp.
johnny wasted no time getting laid after his 6 month prison sentence. he walked up to the girl wearing the f-ck me hoops, and bought her a pbr. the rest is his story.

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