fuck me in the beard


used as an explative to show extreme distress or excitement
i just hit charles while he was riding his bike, f-ck me in the beard!

i just won the lotto f-ck me in the beard!
first popularized in the movie “knocked up” and more recently among fans of the football club tottenham hotspur, due to a fan known as “dom18” it is a phrase used to convey shock or surprise.
“newcastle united just made a sensible and well considered managerial appointment!”

“f-ck me in the beard!”
the act of verbally f-cking through out his or her conversation
yoyoma133: what the f-ck you h-m- f-cka wat the f-ck is wit you

f-ckyou554: you know what, f-ck me in the beard

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