Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey
phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. even more suprised than the speechless stage. see also f-ck me sideways
guy #1: i just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!
guy#2: f-ck me sideways and call me a donkey!
guy#1: donkey!!!!!!!!!!!
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