fuck me sideways and call me tuesday!
f-ck me sideways and call me tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.
f-ck me sideways and call me tuesday! that -sshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!
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