Fuck me twice!
idiom; used to express feelings of extreme frustration, exasperation, annoyance, surprise, resignation, or disappointment
“yyyyeah, v, i’m gonna need you to work another eight hours while your ‘sick’ coworker goes out partying and whoring herself.”
“oh, f-ck me twice!”
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“f-ck me twice, i can’t believe that ‘signs’ sucked so bad.”
used as !:exclamation:!;
being overly f-cked (usually by the same person);
as in deep sh-t;
cant pull the wool over mine eyes.
f-ck me twice!!! i aint into that sh-t.
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