fuck monkey

a girl who looks like she’ll fulfill every sordid whim.
used as a very simple scale:
f-ck monkey or s-x pixie.
f-ck monkey: usually in their late teens or early twenties, f.a.b. (firm and bendy).
s-x pixie: as above, but not as obvious in their intent.
oi! lads check out the f-ck monkey at the bar. i bet she’ll go around the world.
a way of calling some one stupid or a s-x slave.
you stupid f-ck monkey.

hes my little f-ck monkey.
someone who continually screws up
“jim missed another deadline? what a f-ckmonkey!”
someone who is just being used for s-x
he is just her f-ckmonkey
1. a person with questionable mental capacity.
2. person pr-ne to “f-cking up” on a regular basis.
3. person who lacks basic motor skills, smells like urine and fesses and always breaths with their mouths open.
4.a republican
the george w bush is a real f-ck-monkey.
a curse word when you’ve done something quite stupid. monkey added on after f-ck somewhat softens the word f-ck when f-ck may seem a bit too harsh.
when you keep missing easy shots in a game of pool you may blurt out “f-ck monkey!!” due to your frustration with yourself.
to f-ck like crazy, screaming and bouning around.
when sally discovered her vibrator, she was like a f-ck monkey without a cage!

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