fuck muppet

an expletive used in regards to someone idiotic
or
a really annoying puppet
god dammit kermit you f-ckmuppet
a f-ck muppet is a female who loves to f-ck and to be f-cked. more than just a normal girl. a f-ck muppet lives for s-x. she worships c-ck. she idolizes j-zz. if she can’t have s-x, she will m-st-rb-t- like pee wee herman whacked out on e in an adult bookstore . f-ck muppet is not a derogatory comment to a f-ck muppet. in fact, it is taken as a compliment.
me: “how was your da…holy bat sh-t…whathafu…-happy sigh-”

f-ck muppet: (on her knees, devouring my c-ck like a hungry animal) “mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc…mmmmm”
translation: “shut up and give me c-ck. my fingers hurt, i’ve melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house.”

me: “yes ma’am! anything for my beautiful f-ck muppet!”

f-ck muppet: “(gaaaa goooo)”
translation: “thank you.”
general insult
you’re such a f-ckmuppet!
(n) a person who’s intelligence ranks that of an unplugged s-x machine.
what an inbred f-ckmuppet you are!
a right good word to call someone
theres this guy called mikehed, hes a complete f-ckmuppet
one who acts like noob; idiotic by nature; a chumpstain
y’all a bunch of f-ck muppets and r-t-rds, thinking the eagles are going to win the superbowl this year.
a varient of f-ck monkey also a way of calling somebody stupid, but cooler.
bob is such a f-ck monkey.
dammit, shut up john you f-ck monkey!