when life just keeps giving you a stiff one right in the starfish and all you can say is a self defeating response usually meaning you give up and life can have it’s way with your nuts any way it sees fit. this expression is usually said in a bar amongst friends, in a casino by a woman with big and hairy hands, or in the car when you didn’t get the promotion you felt you deserved.
“could you do something for me, howard? could you just…f-ck my nuts for me?”
“f-ck mahhh nuuuuuuuutsssssss!”
“f-ck my nuts!!! uhhhhhhh, knighted!”
“dan, i need to see you in my office.” “f-ck my nuts…ok.”
those -sshole kids who are half-way between suck and d-ck. often referred to as “pre-teens”. so today my tw-talescent rolled her eyes at me and said, “i was gonna walk the dog because it’s fun, but its not like i even get paid for it!”
karon is an a amazing person that makes every one happy when she walks in the too she is beatiful she has att-tude some times and is an anime freak karon is bright!
- Finger jacking
finger jacking is when you vigorously finger a women’s v-g-n-. robert was finger jacking david’s girlfriend’s p-ssy and she loved it
- Mexican Beaner
1. a young boy with a highly generic spanish name. usually these include juan, jose, rafael… etc 2. someone who has extremely poor english and grammar skills due to his cultural background. 3. someone most likely to be deported when trump becomes president in 2016. 4. has an extreme reliance on drugs and alcohol, usually […]
- tiajauna alarm clock
the act of getting hit in the genitalia with a bottle of tequila to wake you up jack gave stan a tiajauna alarm clock for honakkuah muhum