Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating)
originating in the construction and remodeling trades. the f-ck-on-ability rating is a measure from 1 to 10 of st-rdiness and stability in an installed fixture such as a counter-top, toilet, wall, etc. the st-rdiness or stability of the fixture is tested by the act of vigorously f-cking upon or against the installed fixture until the fixture either becomes disengaged from its mounted surface or the f-cking is completed without structural failure. if the fixture fails at any point during the f-ck-on-ability rating test procedure, it cannot be re-installed and the project must continue without the failed fixture.
a f-cked b on the toilet that was just installed for an hour straight and it is still held tight against the floor without any leaks. it is f-ck-on-able (f-ck-on-ability rating) of 10.
c f-cked d on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both c and d to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. the countertop is not f-ck-on-able (f-ck-on-ability rating) of 1. the countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.
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